For the show that aired on Sept. 16, 2006.
Paranoico, Amo De La Noche vs Talaxys, Fuego Extremo
1 Fall: Joined in Progress. Fuego gets a half crab on Paranoico but is kicked off by Amo. They grapple around a while when Amo comes in and drops a leg on Fuego’s tummy. Fuego spin kicks Paranoico, Paranoico does a spinning back elbow to him, Fuego tried some sort of vertical 619 on Paranoico but he missed and fell to the floor out of the ring on his ass. Fuego vaults himself over the top rope onto Paranoico. Talaxys does a 619 to Amo, and a flying head scissors to the outside, Amo does one to Fuego. Talaxys monkey flips Paranoico out of the ring. Paranoico does a moonsault, Talaxys a torneo plancha, Fuego a moonsault. Paranoico does a fallaway slam on Talaxys. Amo does a double arm suplex and drops Fuego on top of Talaxys, but both kicked out of pins. Fuego does a Styles Clash on Amo dropping him on tope of Paranoico, both are pinned for the 3 count. Fuego & Talaxys win. These guys need alot more training.
Estrellita was interviewed, she talked about her relationship with Cibernetico, saying she doesn’t care about getting beat up to protect him, but she cares seeing him with other women like in that skit a couple of weeks back. She is asked about Shocker & Elejido who both kissed her, she said, they mean nothing to her, Elejido is just a friend who was trying to make her feel better. When asked about Tiffany, she said, Tiffany is a good wrestler, and she knows how to wrestle well, she just wishes Tiffany wouldn’t fight like a whore.
El Gallego, Sexy Francis, Tiffany, Mini Charly Manson vs Pathfinder, Pimpinella Escarlotta, Estrellita, Mascarita Devina
1 Fall: Pathfinder & Gallego start it off, wrestling around a bit. Mini Devina & Mini Charly get in next. Mini Charly does a mule kick to Devina, Devina reponds with armdrags and flying head scissors. Pimpi exchanges some almost fast moves with Francis, but they miss more moves than they hit. Pimpi kisses Gallego. Estrellita slaps Tiffany, Tiffany facebusters her, Estrellita armdrags her a few times. Francis kicks Estrellita in the stomach. They all drop elbows on Pathfinder. Tiffany low blow kicks Estrellita(the whore fighting thing I guess). Mini Charly does a silla on Devina. Mini Charly did a flapjack to Pathfinder. Gallego & Tiffany hold Estrellita on their shoulders and Mini Charly comes off the top with a spring board drop kick to her. They beat up on Pimpi. Devina does a plancha to Mini Charly to start the tecnico comeback. Pimpi does a missile drop kick to Francis. Pathfinder does a series of drop kicks to Gallego. Estrellita armdrags Tifffany & Mini Charly. Devina does a plancha/armdrag to Mini Charly from the top. Estrellita does a top rope plancha to Mini Charly & Tiffany. Pimpi does a somersault tope to Francis. Pathfinder does a plancha to Gallego. Tiffany power bombs Estrellita. Tiffany throws Estrellita into the ropes but Shocker is suddenly there he catches her and kisses her. Shocker also kisses Tiffany but her willingly, Estrellita then backslides and pins Tiffany. Tecnicos win. Afterward gets on the mic and says, she doesn’t want Shocker, he has the body and hair of an old man(ouch). Estrellita and Tiffany do some catfighting all over the ring at that point. Estrellita can give good promos can’t she.
The AAA girls gyrate to "Gasolina".
Dream Tourney:
Rey Cometa, Laredo Kid, Super Fly vs Pegasso, Chiva Rayada I, Nemesis vs Mr. Condor, Paranoico, Policeman vs Gran Apache, Kaoma Jr., Pasadilla
The rules to this are bit confusing, so try to stay with me. They did the battle royal first to pick the teams of 6 each for the tourney after this, they came out teams of 3 each, but here in AAA unlike CMLL there was no pause between the battle royal and the tourney, they went directly from the royal to the tourney, so smooth in fact I have no idea when one stopped and the other began. And this tourney was to pick the one on one matches for another dream tourney later on, that’s as far as I’m taking the rules, thinking about it too much makes my head hurt. Everybody fought at the same time, but the 3 man teams mostly stuck together. Paranoico did a sidewalk slam and got a 2 count, yes the ref counted. Pasadilla did a spin kick to Pegasso. Pasadilla did a Frankensteiner to Nemesis. Laredo Kid did a RVD legdrop from the apron to the railing on Pasadilla. Cometa flipped out Pasadilla and did a torneo plancha to him. Super Fly got thrown out by Paranoico but he was supposed to land on the apron, he didn’t, the ref basically waved it off so it didn’t count. Super Fly tried a moonsault from the top to the outside, but Paranoico move, and Super Fly landed on his feet, and did a ‘rana to Paranoico. Paranoico did a flying lariat to Cometa, but Cometa did a shooting star press to him and pinned him. The tourney must have started by now, but since there was no pause I didn’t notice. In a truly wicked move, Pasadilla did a spanish fly to Laredo Kid from the apron to the hard floor below, yikes! Nemesis did a plancha from the top to Apache on the floor. Kaoma did a swanton bomb on Chiva and Condor moved in and pinned Chiva. Kaoma did a superplex on Super Fly, but Nemesis quickly moved in and pinned Kaoma instead. Apache did an Outsiders Edge power bomb and pinned Super Fly. Laredo Kid tried a plancha but Condor moved, Kaoma does a legdrop and pins Laredo. Pegasso does a Casita and pins Condor. Pegasso did a plancha to the group outside. Nemesis rolls up and pins Kaoma. Policeman power bombs and pins Nemesis. Pegasso did a ‘rana on Apache, but Apache rolled through it and got a 2 count. Apache did another Outsiders Edge power bomb and pins Pegasso. Cometa comes in with a missile drop to Apache. Cometa does a spring board back elbow and gets a 2count on Apache. Cometa hooks Apache’s arms and rolls him up for the 3 count. Policeman and Cometa were the last two left, but ref wouldn’t let them wrestle as the match ups for next tourney have been set. Did the Mexican fans understand all this?
News Section: There was a annoucement about the death of Roberto Rangel and sending out condolenses to his family.
A clip from the Laura show where they updated the Estrellita/Tiffany/Cibernetico situation. Estrellita & Tiffany got into a catfight, Cibernetico who was there separated them.
Cibernetico interviewed he said, he is 3 weeks away from coming back, and when he does he means to deal with Muerte Cibernetica.
Cuervo, Escoria, & Ozz interviewed, Cuervo says, Cibernetico is two faced, he can’t have it both ways. Ozz says, Cibernetico has been doing all the talking, not us, we don’t play that game.
Mexican Powers: Psicosis II, Joe Lider, Crazy Boy vs La Secta: Cuervo, Escoria, Ozz.
1st Fall: Did Ozz wrestle twice, as Pathfinder and as Ozz? La Secta start a beat down as soon as the whistle blows. La Secta uses what looks like bats on the MP’s. Cuervo holds up a chair to Crazy’s head and Ozz hits the chair with the bat. They do the same thing to Lider. Ozz did a standing moonsault to Psicosis. Ozz stands on Psicosis’ crotch. Cuervo hits Psicosis in the head with a chair. Escoria pins him for the 3 count. Ozz does a fallaway slam on Crazy and pins him to win this fall. They toss Lider from the top to a chair in the ring.
2nd Fall: Ozz hits Lider with all bats at once. I guess those things weren’t bats becuase they started peeling. Crazy is hit with a bat on a chair 3 times. The MP’s all get slammed at once. On the second attempt the MP’s started their comeback. Lider does a placha to Cuervo, Crazy does a tope to Ozz, Psicosis hits Escoria in the head with a chair. Lider & Psicosis give Cuervo a facebuster. Crazy hits a moonsault on Cuervo holding a chair. All 3 MP’s pin La Secta guys and win this fall.
3rd Fall: There was a busty girl at ringside with a Mexican Powers sign on her chest, Ozz goes over to her, peels the sign off and tears it up. Nice move. Crazy tried a move, but while he was upside down, Cuervo kicked him in the chest. A few near falls back and forth as a fellow teammate would go in to break it up. Lider did what looked like an reverse tarantula on Ozz. Ozz did a torneo tope on Crazy, Psicosis did a tope to him. Cuervo did a running elbow to Lider. Cuervo did a standing figure four on Lider but he didn’t give. Cuervo did a sharpshooter on Lider but at this point Juvie comes out wearing a neck brace, while he was distracted, Psicosis & Lider pick up Cuervo on thier shoulders, and drop him forward on his neck, and pin him. Mexican Powers win. The MP’s of course challenge for the Atomicos titles. Ozz has an entirely different moveset and style for Pathfinder & Ozz. That takes skill.
Shocker, Alan Stone, Scorpio Jr. vs Octagon, La Parka Jr., Intocable
1 Fall: Alot of comedy in this match. Shocker came out decked out to look just like Carlito of WWE fame, right down to the puffy hair and the clothes. Don’t know who Scorpio was supposed to be he had on a blond wig. The Guapos go into a beat down right away. Scorpio unlaces Octagon’s mask. Shocker runs Parka’s crotch into the ringpost. They Stinger splash Intocable. Before Shocker throws Octagon into the ropes, Octagon removed his teeth(no kidding), Stone & Scorpio gave Octagon a double missile drop kick. Parka gets his crotch run into the ringpost again. Intocable being held by Scorpio & Shocker, kicked Stone away and did a double Asai DDT on Scorpio & Shocker. Parka goes into his comedy routine spots. Intocable does a double facebuster to Scorpio & Shocker. Octagon puts on some moves on Los Guapos, ending with a stunner on Shocker. Yet more Parka comedy, followed by Guapo comedy spots. Stone did a stunner on Intocable but he kicked out at 2. Stone gets an abdominal stretch on Intocable, but Intocable reverses it, but Scorpio makes the save. Parka topes Scorpio. Octagon does a plancha to Scorpio in the ring, and backslides him for the 3 count. Intocable did another Asai DDT to Stone and pins him for the win. Intocable’s been watching Ultimo Dragon. Tecnicos win.
And that wrapped up the show. I hope I don’t have to explain any more Dream Tourney rules, I have to go take an aspirin now. Til next week, I can be reached at blue_demon2003@yahoo.com
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